Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
