I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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