Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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