Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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