Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
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