I queefed so loud it echoed.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
