Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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