TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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