i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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