and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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