I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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