You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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