I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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