we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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