his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
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I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
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We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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