Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
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Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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