i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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