Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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