these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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