Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
sex in a hospital.. check
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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