I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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