we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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