we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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