You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
You were trust falling into bushes
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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