i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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