i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
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i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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