I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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