You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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