it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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