Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
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