normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
