I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
being pregnant is like rehab
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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