I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
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there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
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He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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