But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
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Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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