Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Terrible idea I love it
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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