some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
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every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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