How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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