my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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