I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
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He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
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Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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