have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
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The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
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