**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
