fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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