Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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