i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
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