since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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