its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
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I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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