DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
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Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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