I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
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It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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