When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I love you. Go after that dick
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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