doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
So here I am, sexting at work.
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