Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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