so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
She even gives head with a lisp.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
She's throwing herself an "I just had a baby" shower, where she makes up for 9 months of sobriety then squeezing a watermelon out of her vagina.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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