I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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