whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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